harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

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halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam

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notkatniss:

if you thought Syfy couldn’t outdo Sharknado, think again

Syfy’s newest film Ghost Shark is about a shark spirit that can appear where ever there is water

u think youre safe on a slip n slide?????

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NOOO

u think youre safe at a car wash???

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HELL NO

HOW ABOUT RAIN?????

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FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!

U THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR OWN BODY????

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YOU 80% WATER„ BITCH!!!! HELL FUCKIN NO!!!

GHOST SHARK STOPS FOR NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

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divergencedaily:

"Eric says you’re done," "What?" "He said you were out."

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"You can’t remember your name?”
"No… but for some reason, I can remember yours.”

(Source: senj0ugahara, via friednice)


wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

(via happiest)



You would sacrifice yourself?
In a heartbeat.

You would sacrifice yourself?

In a heartbeat.

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thingsihavenoplacefor:

Significant - Calvin

thingsihavenoplacefor:

Significant - Calvin

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soulpxnk:

"are u obsessed with patrick stump?"

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no why would u say that

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kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via everlarkdaily)